Monday, November 21, 2005
my new name is snooty chucklefanny.i like that!i've got the same last name as bush!look below if you want to find out your new name.its pretty funny.
The following is excerpted from a children'sbook,
Captain Underpants And the Perilous PlotProfessor Poopypants, by Dave Pilkey,
in which the evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
1. Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name :
a = snickle
b= doombah
c= goober
d= cheesey
e= crusty
f= greasy
g= dumbo
h= farcus
i= dorky
j= doofus
k= funky
l = boobie
m = sleezy
n = sloopy
o = fluffy
p = stinky
q = slimy
r = dorfus
s = snooty
t = tootsie
u = dipsy
v = sneezy
w = liver
x = skippy
y = dinky
z = zippy
2. Use the second letter of your last name todetermine the first half of your new lastname:
a = dippin
b = feather
c = batty
d = burger
e = chicken
f = barffy
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = farkle
j = monkey
k = flippin
l = fricken
m = bubble
n = rhino
o = potty
p = hamster
q = buckle
r = gizzard
s = lickin
t = snickle
u = chuckle
v = pickle
w = hubble
x = dingle
y = gorilla
z = girdle
3. Use the third letter of your last name todetermine the second half of your new lastname:
a = butt
b = boob
c = face
d = nose
e = hump
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = head
l = tush
m = chunks
n = dunkin
o = brains
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = doodle
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = frack
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = hiney
z = juice
Thus, for example, George W. Bush's newnameis:
Fluffy Chucklefanny.